Looks like Somebody's Got a Case of the Mundays
To Brighten your Monday and mine since the Series is out....
Bill Lumbergh:
Hello Peter, what's happening? Listen, are you gonna have those TPS reports for us this afternoon?
Michael Bolton:
"We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to fucking Federal 'Pound me in the Ass' prison!:
"There was nothing wrong with my name until that no talent ass-clown became famous and started winning grammys!"
Milton Waddams:
"And then Mr. Lumbergh told me to talk to payroll and payroll told me to talk to Mr. Lumbergh and and and I still haven't received my paycheck and he took my stapler, and he never brought it back and then they moved my desk to storage room B and there was garbage on it, and I really don't appreciate garbage... "
Peter Gibbons:
"Good luck with your layoffs, all right? I hope your firings go really, really well."
"Doesn't it bother you that you have to get up in the morning and you have to put on a bunch of pieces of flair? You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear. "
Drew:
"I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics. If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh. Oh."
Bob Porter:
"We'll be getting rid of these people here... First, Mr. Samir Naga... Naga... Naga... Not gonna work here anymore, anyway."
Bob Slydel:
"Oh yeah, we're bring in some entry-level graduates, farm some work out to Singapore, that's the usual deal. "
Peter Gibbons: What if we're still doin' this when we're 50?
Samir: It would be nice to have that kind of job security.
Peter Gibbons: Boy, I'll tell ya, some days... One of these days it's gonna be just like— (Imitates loading and firing a machine gun)
Brian, Chotchkie's Waiter: (Does the same, laughs) So can I get you gentlemen something more to drink? Or maybe something to nibble on? Some Pizza Shooters, Shrimp Poppers, or Extreme Fajitas?
Peter Gibbons: Just coffee.
Brian, Chotchkie's Waiter: Okay. Sounds like a case of the Mondays.
Bill Lumbergh:
Hello Peter, what's happening? Listen, are you gonna have those TPS reports for us this afternoon?
Michael Bolton:
"We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to fucking Federal 'Pound me in the Ass' prison!:
"There was nothing wrong with my name until that no talent ass-clown became famous and started winning grammys!"
Milton Waddams:
"And then Mr. Lumbergh told me to talk to payroll and payroll told me to talk to Mr. Lumbergh and and and I still haven't received my paycheck and he took my stapler, and he never brought it back and then they moved my desk to storage room B and there was garbage on it, and I really don't appreciate garbage... "
Peter Gibbons:
"Good luck with your layoffs, all right? I hope your firings go really, really well."
"Doesn't it bother you that you have to get up in the morning and you have to put on a bunch of pieces of flair? You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear. "
Drew:
"I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics. If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh. Oh."
Bob Porter:
"We'll be getting rid of these people here... First, Mr. Samir Naga... Naga... Naga... Not gonna work here anymore, anyway."
Bob Slydel:
"Oh yeah, we're bring in some entry-level graduates, farm some work out to Singapore, that's the usual deal. "
Peter Gibbons: What if we're still doin' this when we're 50?
Samir: It would be nice to have that kind of job security.
Peter Gibbons: Boy, I'll tell ya, some days... One of these days it's gonna be just like— (Imitates loading and firing a machine gun)
Brian, Chotchkie's Waiter: (Does the same, laughs) So can I get you gentlemen something more to drink? Or maybe something to nibble on? Some Pizza Shooters, Shrimp Poppers, or Extreme Fajitas?
Peter Gibbons: Just coffee.
Brian, Chotchkie's Waiter: Okay. Sounds like a case of the Mondays.
posted by Sammy @ 1:11 PM
1 Comments:
At 11:13 PM, October 23, 2006,
jano said…
love the office space quotes, but why is the series out?
ps - i ran into christine at genna's on saturday night. we missed you.
send me your address, lady.
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